my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
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I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
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I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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