At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
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Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
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C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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