If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I can't disclose who, but one time I called someone, they didn't pick up, and immediately texted back 'will call later, masturbating'
I thought that was really considerate
did you hook up austin?
No! he threw up in my bathroom, made me wake up and order him jimmy johns, beat my roommate with a macaroni and cheese box, and then passed out with her in her bed
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
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I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
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It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
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