so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
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There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
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I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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