Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
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Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
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i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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