Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
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I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
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wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
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