At least make sure they are 18
Why
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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