why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
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Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
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I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
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