so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
my fingers and penis are no longer on speaking terms. My penis is too jealous of where my fingers get to go.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
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Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
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The paramedics were not my fault this time.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
He keeps bees of course he's weird
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
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