so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
the condom got lost in my hair
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
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test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
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He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
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