I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
hi, I love you... and I'm sorry your floor is covered in popcorn, your cabinet is broken, all your alcohol is gone, you're 80 dollars poorer, everything in your bedside table is soaked in beer, austin slept in your bed in those disgusting underwear, I made out with your toilet seat, and for talking to your mom with a four loko in my hand
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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