this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
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I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
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Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
Pooping to opera.
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