There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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