I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
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Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
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I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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