i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
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I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
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WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
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