even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.