No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
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he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
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so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.