problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
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I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
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Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster