well I can't set my house on fire every night
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
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No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
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SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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