Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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