haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
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its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
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so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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