so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
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Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
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I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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