Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
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I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
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Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
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