Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
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Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
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At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
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