Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
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He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
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why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
50% drunk capacity currently
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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