Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
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she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
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Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!