I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
i think my cat just said my name.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
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