Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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