Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
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knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
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HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
This can only be settled by a dance off.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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