what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
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You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
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No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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