I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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