oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
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that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
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You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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