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Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
My pussy is not your playground.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
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