I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
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The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
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So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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