i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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