pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
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Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
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The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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