pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
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