This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
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It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
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so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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