When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
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