I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
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