I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
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I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
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Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
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