I'm fucking your sister right now.
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
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Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
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Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth