I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
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My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
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I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN