i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
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And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
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It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket