They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
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She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
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k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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