i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
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Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
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The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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