I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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