People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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