So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
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when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
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It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
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