her vagine was all disorganized.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
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Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
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Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
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So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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