I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
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i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
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I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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