What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
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some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
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I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
Damn victory sex feels great
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day