just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
These 23 People Had The Most Insane Spring Breaks Ever
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
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Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!