I've blown a few things in my day
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
She's like a pop up book from hell.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
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Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
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So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend