after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
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He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
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its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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