That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
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Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
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like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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